Ian: Mommy, what is this dog’s name?
Me: It says Buddy.
Ian: Why is this dog’s name Buddy?
Me: I don’t know. I would have named him “Salt,” since there’s one named “Pepper.”
Ian: Salt. His name is Salt. This says Salt.
Me: No, it says “Buddy.” If it said Salt, there’d be an “S.”
Ian: But it says “Buddy,” because there’s a “B.”