I’ve dubbed my attempt at reasonable expectations during this gluttonous season Project Hold the Line. As in, I expect not to lose anything; my goal is just not to gain anything.

But I AM A ROCK STAR. So.

I’ve lost 2″ off my waist this week. (In case you’re wondering, I measured Thursday morning last week, so that’s 2″ down from my pre-Thanksgiving dinner measurements, and technically means I lost 2″ in 9 days. But let’s not kid ourselves and think I did any of that in the first two days of the TG weekend, okay?)