Michael has been teaching Ian to sing “I am the Walrus.” (Depending on how recently you’ve seen Ian, this may explain a lot.)

After a brief foray to confirm exactly what the lyrics are supposed to be (have you ever read them? WOW.) Ian started giving direction.

Ian: okay, I am the Walrus. And YOU (pointing at his father) be the eggman.
Me: oh, we each have a part?
Ian: Mommy, say, “I am the monkey.”
Me: there’s no monkey.
Ian: Say it.
Me: there’s no monkey.
Ian: just say it ONE time.
Me: no.
Keeghan: AHLALALABABAAAAAA!
Ian: dead dog’s eye! Water bottle penguin!
Keeghan: ba ba ba buh buh buh…