This morning all us Sick Folk decided to be early risers, so I announced that we would have Tidy Up Time, followed by TV Time and, finally, Waffle Time.

Never have I seen such a showing for Tidy Up Time. It was like an unstoppable force of neatness rolled through my home.

Waffle Time duly followed.

Only one person was not thrilled by this… Sorry, kid, you’re not ready for eggs just yet.