Me: Ian, it’s time to leave. Why haven’t you put on your shoes?
Ian: well. I can’t find them.
Me: This is why you are supposed to put them on the mat. If you put them on the mat you’ll always be able to find them. You’d better look for them; you’re going to be late.
Ian: Ok. I still can’t find them.
Me: SEE? Next time, PUT THEM ON THE MAT.
Ian: ok, next time I will. Why are Daddy’s shoes in here?
Me: …