And, an update on the Christmas Tree Query. Mommy got a 4′ artificial tree from Freecycle.org, which we are looking forward to decorating with our friends this year. Ian was carrying part of it around this morning when I overheard this conversation:
Daddy: Ian, what are you doing?
Ian: I’m breaking ground here.
Daddy: That’s a bad idea.
Ian: Well, I’m just trying to plant this tree.
Mommy interjected at this point to request that we please not either break ground OR plant any trees inside the actual house.