We got some VERY good news today.  Spazzface 2.0’s risk of Downs is assessed at 1/1900, and of Trisomy at 1/7400.

If you weren’t aware, those are VERY low considering my ADVANCED MATERNAL AGE.  (The cutoff for that, if you’re wondering, is now 35.  That’s right, ladies, you are officially old at 35 now.  Or at least, your gametes are.)