Good Fences Make Good Friends…

In a perfect world, everyone would have friends like mine. We held a “work party” yesterday to begin building the permanent back yard fence. (Goodbye, hillbilly wire!)


Ian is ready for work…

The posts for the new fence are all in place- the concrete is still curing. Once the panels and gates are in place, we will have an attractive fence that will resist the children’s efforts to dismantle it. (I wish I had video for you of the day Ian and Sophie decided to try to defeat the fence. First they tried to push it down. When that didn’t work, they tried to push it down with the yellow jeep. When that didn’t work, Sophie got into the jeep and drove it while Ian pushed. Then they used buckets to try tunneling under it. When they moved on to trying to remove the bungee cords on the temporary gate, we told them, “No more fence!”)

Chuck, in particular, was a very good sport- showing up at Home Depot early on a Saturday morning to pick up supplies for someone else’s home improvement project, running out to the equipment rental place to help pick up the LAST one-man auger they had on hand, digging fence pole holes out by hand when the auger hit a root it couldn’t get past, measuring, rejiggering, and backing my car up to the side yard to unload six 80 lb backs of Sakrete… you get the idea.

While Chuck and Chris were busy working on the fence (and I’m sure my next door neighbor was thrown for something of a loop when they saw the new gap in the hedge for the first time…), Nathalie, Claire, and Danette kept the collected kids from taking over the world, I made supply runs, and Heather and I made a good start on dismantling the trash pile masquerading as a flower bed in the back yard.

I am convinced that the previous owners put in a flower bed at the front of this area solely to escape the responsibility for cleaning it up so grass could be planted there. It is a very narrow area of plantings backed by some terribly inappropriate, scrubby bushes which are just front-men for a thicket of poison ivy, sticker bushes, rusty metal, tin cans that have been through the lawn mower, dead dog balls, old carpet, styrofoam, and broken glass.

What I OUGHT to do is have a truckload of dirt delivered and bury the whole thing. What we ARE doing is clean it out, trim back some bushes and remove others, and turn it into a “play fort” for the kids now that they’ve reached that imagination age.

The high point of the day for me (new fence not withstanding!) was watching Ian and Jade play with a large tree branch. It wasn’t immediately apparent what they were doing- they’d put it to the ground or a tree trunk and lean into it. Once I got close enough to hear the sound effects, I realized they were “running the auger.” Priceless. Absolutely priceless. A few minutes later they noticed the pile of leaves Heather and I had made and the “auger” was suddenly a “leaf blower.”

Close behind it was watching Ian and Gregory use shovels to move dirt from one particular spot to another in support of a plan known only to them…

I am now more motivated than ever to complete both projects in a timely fashion. Because obviously we can’t allow them to take over the world- which they will surely do if all that’s between them and domination is a flimsy hurricane fence- but they also need fodder for their emerging imaginations!

work party

I wanna see the skid loader!

Little Dude’s Travel Gear Selection:

Quotable Moment:
Actually, he just sang the “Bob the Builder” theme song most of the way, so let’s go with this:

Current Weather conditions:

61 and sunny with a nice breeze!

Distance traveled: 3.4 miles
Solo Miles: .25

Current Total Distance Traveled: 60.3

I owe the babies: $15.08

Naughty Play Food

At some point during this post you are going to decide either that this post is a prank born of a wild, filthy imagination, or that I should put down the crochet hook and back away, slowly.

I was inspired by this pattern and the incessant clattering of plastic food in the play kitchen to try my hand at crocheted play food. To understand what I’m talking about when I say “incessant clattering,” grab an empty trash bag and fill it with plastic cups. Now dump them on the floor. Do this 45 times an hour, and you’re with me.

Now, since this is an experiment and I unfortunately recently decided I didn’t have room to keep a “stash” that was not waiting for a specific project, off to the thrift store I went for whatever random yarn could be had for $.35 or less. I found a nice peach and a lemony yellow and thought, “I can work with that.”

So I began modifying the orange pattern to make a peach. I was having a great time. I made it to the part where you stuff your object with no trouble. Then I began to “close the deal,” so to speak and found myself with:

Well. If I’d photographed it with the yellow “stem hollow” I added on the rounded top side, you’d see why the mamas at the Joy Troupe Crafty Mamas afternoon were howling with laughter and joking that the children wouldn’t be allowed to touch their own toys. Nevertheless, I KNEW something could be made from this lovely peach yarn that looked edible so I had another go. (Can you identify where in this decision making process I keep going wrong? Thought so.)

This time I used the (yes. I did go there.) carrot pattern and got:

Now, I’m not above the occasional moment of naughty knitting. It’s fun. It’s silly. It’s harmless. But I swear to you, this is completely unintentional. So now we are brandishing my carrot in conjunction with my peach and, well…

Fortunately there was a subsequent Crafty Mamas event where I turned them into:



Now we have a respectable, if a bit blond, turnip and a parsnip, although Ian swears it’s a carrot. Or did before he grabbed the dangling yarn end and pulled. So we’ll be having another try on that. And, unlike what happened the day these items were born, there was no yelling.

Next I’m going to see if I can continue spinning straw into gold by having a go at corn on the cob… Stay Tuned.

Nothing beats the sound of tractors early in the morning…

Little Dude’s Travel Gear Selection:

Current Weather conditions:

Quotable Moment:
“We got you excavator. We got you bullzipper. We got you other lots of things at home. We got TWO bullzippers.”

Distance traveled: .87 miles

Current Total Distance Traveled: 53.01

I owe the babies: $13.25

Note to self…

check weather and temp BEFORE going out for a late PM walk in the sun. 90 degrees feels pretty dang hot when you aren’t acclimated to summer weather yet. Plus, no leaves out yet means no shade. On the up side, the lilacs are coming!

Little Dude’s Travel Gear Selection:

Current Weather conditions:

Quotable Moment:
“Ian and Mommy just finish goin’ up, up, up, up a hill!”

Distance traveled: 1.13 miles was more than enough, thanks.

Current Total Distance Traveled: 53.27 miles

I owe the babies: $13.32

Sugarloaf Mountain Natural Area

Sugarloaf Mountain is 52.1 miles (just over halfway!) from my starting point.

Welcome to Stronghold on Sugarloaf Mountain

Stronghold, Incorporated is a non-profit corporation, organized in 1946 by the late Gordon Strong. It owns and operates the mountain property for the public’s “enjoyment and education in an appreciation of natural beauty.”

Sugarloaf Mountain has been designated a Registered Natural Landmark because of its geological interest and striking beauty. Stronghold agreed to maintain its natural state, and your help in this regard will be a most welcome contribution.

Funds for maintenance and improvement do not come from federal, state, or municipal sources. They come from a modest trust fund, from membership dues, and from gifts and bequests of folks like you, who are interested in preserving this priceless heritage.

We wish you a pleasant stay and venture the thought that as you stand and look out upon the lovely Monocacy Valley and the mountains beyond, you will experience a moral and spiritual uplift. Gordon Strong believed that “… those who appreciate natural beauty will be better people, people who treat each other better.”