We don’t know who put the Glass Break HooDoo Whammy on us, but whoever you are… we are sure that whatever it is we did, it was a complete oversight. We sincerely apologize, and I assure you we never, in our lives, would have wanted to hurt or upset you.

FYI, in addition to the two windows, we are also down one small Pyrex casserole and a butter dish. We’re concerned about the pickle jar, and I decided this was NOT the week to take the glass down off the hallway light and wash it.