I was enjoying a snugly baby on my lap when Michael started getting the lawn mower out. Keeghan took one look and

Keeghan: RIDE RIDE RIDE!
Michael: Ride?
Keeghan: YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Michael: no, you cannot ride on the lawn mower.

So Keeghan went and got his shoes and brought them to me, whereupon it was MY job to break it to him that, shoes or no shoes, he for sure would not be riding on the lawn mower.