Ian: Mommy, if our house is attacked, we should make sure to exit the building immediately.
Me: Ok. I’ll keep that in mind.
Ian: Yes. We need to get out of here, so we aren’t killed. Then we have to defend the house. Mommy, I will take the front door. You take this door, and Daddy will protect the gate.
Me: What about Keeghan? What should he do?
Ian: Nothing. We’ll protect the house.
Me: What about his crib? Shouldn’t he protect his crib?
Ian: Yes. Keeghan, if we are attacked, you defend your crib. That’s very important.

PS: STOP telling him about September 11.