There is a stomach bug working its way through my kid’s school. And our family. Ian’s about over it. I personally am at the “hope tomorrow is another day” stage.

Brain: Burgers! We love burgers, yes let’s have a burger.
Stomach: Uh, have you been here today? That’s a terrible idea.
Brain: No way! We love burgers!
Stomach: Shut up and eat your jello.
Ian: Mommy, I’m going to eat your burger.
Me: Yes, son, I think that’s an excellent idea. I’m trusting you with this. Please eat my burger.

And if you’d like to read something I wrote when I wasn’t phoning it in, Check out: