Oh, Fergus!!

Yes, I have seen all the overachieving elves on Pinterest, too. I chronicle Fergus’s comparatively tame adventures to help build the self esteem of all the other elves out there who can just about manage to remember not to sit in the same place as yesterday.

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Fa la la la la…

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Even though it’s a school night, we put the Christmas carols on and I let Ian stay up a little late to help me get started on our decorating. The tree isn’t up yet, but there is definitely some hall decking going on. He really liked doing the teeny tree, and reminded me that his friends need to come over and help him make some ornaments, “like every year.”

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He makes his Rama proud with how he loves Christmas and always wants to include everyone.

Hung by the Chimney with Care

When my brother and I were kids, my mother latch hooked stockings for us from kits. We all look forward to seeing them every year. So when Ian was born, she started looking for a kit so I could make him a stocking. She quickly learned that They Do Not Make Them Any More. Everywhere she went she heard things like, “oh, no one latch hooks amy more,” which is ridiculous. Because you can find PLENTY of latch hook kits online or in catalogs and some craft stores, but not one that makes a stocking. I have a feeling that this particular item was pretty special. After hunting high and low, I decided I didn’t need no stinking kit.

I ordered some kits off eBay that had enough canvas, I ordered latch hook yarns in the colors I needed. I ordered a latch hook, TWICE because I lost the first one. And I free-handed the design from a holiday photo. Guess what. It turns out I Do Not Enjoy Latch Hook Very Much. So I finally finished the latch hook last year, but not in time to finish the stocking. Guess who was hand sewing green fleece onto the back of a stocking on Christmas Eve? So when I noticed I’d seen the loop on the wrong side, I just said… Well, I won’t repeat that. But there you are. It remains to be seen whether I have another one in me.

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Fergus, I Need A Meeting.

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First of all, thank you for keeping Ian interested by hiding somewhere different every day. However.

This morning, Ian was in quite a funk because he couldn’t find you. I know today is your final appearance for the year, but please take this into consideration for next year.

Leave a clue somewhere, so that if he’s having trouble we can consult it. I’m sure dashing off a rhyming couplet every night will be no problem, seeing as how you just sit around all day- you should have plenty of time to think of good ones.

See you next December.