DIY Pet Stain Help

This concoction did a good job of heavy duty odor and stain removal on my light-colored basement carpet, which I had thought a total loss.  (We bought the house with the carpet.  Knowing how many pets we have, we’d have chosen something different.  Note to the world: Step away from the beige carpet.  Do not install that in the basement.  Pick a nice Berber that will work with you when you try to clean up after the occasional damp issue.  It’s a BASEMENT.)

This works on mildew and pet stains, but you’ll need to try something else for rust- lemon juice, salt, and Barkeeper’s friend have all proved minimally effective for me.

1 quart hydrogen peroxide
1 cup washing soda
3 quarts hot water
1/4 cup CLEAR liquid laundry detergent- optional

Mix well.

What you’re doing here is creating an oxygen bleach, chemically similar to OxiClean but at the right strength for the job at hand.  (AND CHEAP.) 

The laundry detergent will help where there are visible stains.  DON’T use a blue variety or you risk staining your carpet or upholstery blue instead.  It’s important to use laundry detergent because it’s low-foaming.  It’s very important to note that WASHING soda, which is very inexpensive, made by Arm & Hammer, and carried around here by Giant, is not the same as Baking Soda.  You’ll find it in the laundry aisle.

I apply this mixture liberally to stains, let it sit for as long as a half hour, and then use my carpet steamer to remove it and rinse the area.  I can’t say it’s restored the carpet to “like new” status, because the repeated application down there has resulted in some wear on the fibers.  But what it DOES do is remove the odor and stains at a fraction of the price of some of the things I tried that didn’t work nearly so well.

You can store leftovers in a closed container.  The hot water is to dissolve the soda; I don’t know that it makes the product more effective to use it warm.

So before you throw something away because you think it can’t be saved, try this.  You’ll be out a couple of bucks if it doesn’t work, which is nothing compared to what you’ll save if it does.

Winnie the Pooh Day

Winnie the Pooh Day (not to be confused with Pooh’s birthday) happens on January 18th every year. We have now officially added this holiday to our family “Wheel of the Year.”

For our celebration this year, we made cupcakes and decorated them to look like bees, and I made a Bundt cake with a honey glaze to represent the beehive.  Unfortunately, the bees’ stripes started sliding off the icing about half an hour after we decorated them, and the honey glaze was so watery it soaked into the cake and made it mushy.  So we’ll work on refining our techniques for future years.  The only absolute keeper was the “smackerel of honey” cream cheese frosting we made for the cupcakes.  Well, I suppose we can keep the pretzel wings, as well.

We hosted a little party and the kids really enjoyed putting their own wings on the bees.  Ian received a copy of The House At Pooh Corner from Mommy as a gift in honor of the day, and it has become a story time staple ever since.

Ian and Sophie eating their bees.

Making Little Red Riding Hood

Mom, Red Riding Hood, The Big Bad Wolf, The Woodsman, and Grannie

Okay, so you know the thing in the middle doesn’t look terribly wolfish, and I know it doesn’t look terribly wolfish, but my three year old thinks it’s The Wolf. You know, the actual archetype that appears in so many of his favorite stories. (Actually, I’m pretty impressed that it came out even looking remotely canine, since at one point it most resembled a wingless, gray duck.)

What’s going on here is that I’m assembling a “table play” set to use in a preschool lesson. I’m planning to use a small box to make Granny’s bed and then I’ll be done. Ian loves these wooden little people and we’ve also done the Three Little Pigs this way. You can buy these wooden peg people very inexpensively here and customize them to whatever story you want using paint or (as in this case) props and clothes. I’ve also seen it suggested that you create a set as party favors for children’s parties, which is an idea I LOVE and may have to use.

This is a very quick, approachable project.  I created the forest backdrop as a mini-felt board using sticky-backed craft felt, a USPS shipping box, an exacto knife, a ballpoint pen, and a pair of scissors from the dollar store.  The dolls’ clothes are felt scraps and yarn.  I opted to sew them so that when the kids rip them off the dolls they aren’t ruined, but you could just as easily glue them on if your child is more enchanted by dolls than by seeing how they are put together.  I plan to create a crochet pattern for what I did with the wolf, but you could also put grey felt ears and snout on one of the peg people.  The less realistic the figures, the more details the kids fill in with imagination, so “perfect” is “finished so we can play with them,” not “incredibly detailed and realistic.”

Christmas Fudge

We may or may not be enjoying Christmas Fudge this year.  I love fudge.  (I know, who doesn’t?)  Normally, my mother makes it, and when I do it it’s just a bonus.  This year, she didn’t happen to make any.  (Not a problem- we will manage to achieve obesity by New Year’s regardless.) But, since we like it, I thought I’d make some.  Seeing as how I’m done with almost all the other holiday tasks, and all.

Let me begin by explaining that I have gotten a different set of pots and pans since the last time I made fudge.  They are, in fact, a NICER set.  But different, nonetheless.  So when I picked out the pot I thought would work and diligently hooked up the candy thermometer, it came as something of a surprise that as the level on the thermometer rose, so did the contents of the pot.  Apparently I either forgot all about this phenomenon, or it wasn’t nearly as noticeable in my wider, shallower pot last year.

So the candy continued to swell until I had twenty more degrees to go before the candy mixture and the chocolate were supposed to meet, but about one more degree before the pot boiled over.  Have you ever tried to “stir constantly” while transferring a boiling hot, sticky substance from one pot to another?  Well, it wasn’t pretty, but everyone came through okay except, possibly, the fudge.

Time will tell, and, you know- the proof is in the pudding.  Or, the fudge, as the case happens to be.  I have a feeling we will choke it down somehow.

As a sidebar, the Little Dude observed part of this process (thankfully, not the incredibly ridiculous and possibly dangerous pot transfer) and immediately pointed out that Auntie Tarra needed to help us eat the fudge.  To which I replied in two parts.  One: Auntie Tarra, this little person has got your number.  And Two: as soon as she gets here, we will share our fudge.  Which may or may not be any good.

PS: The fudge is fine.  One billion calories per square inch, and all.

Friendship Firehouse

What could be better than a visit to a historical firehouse with a friend? Well, how about following that up with a trip to the candy store? We enjoyed the Friendship Firehouse and then we went to The Sugar Cube, where we enjoyed free samples, the holiday atmosphere, and the old-fashioned pleasure of choosing and scooping out candy to purchase.  Santa should stop by- it seems right up his alley.

Splat the Cat Came Back

You may remember that Ian wanted to be Splat the Cat for Halloween. Also, you may remember that, lacking confidence in Splat’s availability as a commercially produced halloween costume, Mommy was knitting Ian a Splat the Cat Hat. So now you are thinking… “yes, very funny… and the child wearing it is adorable and IS NOT IAN.” You’re right. She’s not. One of Ian’s friends graciously agreed to model it for me, because the total time this thing has spent on Ian’s head since I completed it two weeks ago is about 48 seconds.

It’s not that he doesn’t like it. He does. In fact, he loves it. He thinks it is hilarious. He thinks Mommy should make its mouth. And he likes to stand in front of the mirror and play putiton takeitoff putiton takeitoff putiton takeitoff for long periods of time. Too bad this is not at all photogenic.

So I went to Target and spent $8 on a mass-produced Fireman costume. That, he’ll wear.